Electioneering

On Super Bowl Sunday, John McCain's campaign called my parents' house repeatedly. My parents live in Ventura County, CA. Via his enthusiastic recorded message, Senator McCreepy stated:

- the borders are broken, and we can fix them (if we elect him, of course)
- he can protect America from radical Islamic terrorism

Well, Senator, who is going to protect you from Mama Jan? Hm? 2008's primary will be her first American voting experience ever, following her semi-recent citizenship. And she's been running a one-woman campaign show for Barack Hussein Obama. Her main canvassing areas include Macy's and the Warner Center mini-shopping mall in Woodland Hills, CA, during her lunch breaks. Together, and with the help of all liberals everywhere, they are going to enlist all your illegal alien Arizona border babies into a Wahhabi madrasa and train them to bomb suburbia. You are so royally fucked.

By the way, you need to spend your campaign advertisement dollars better; my parents are registered without party affiliation. In California, home of your best friend Arnie the Barbarian, your beloved Republican party decided to hold a closed primary. So all the decline-to-state unaffiliated people are going to vote in the Democratic primary. Not yours. So, please cease and desist your little telephone jihad. Thanks!